Listen fellow people
'cause I've got something to tell
I was at this club
right it was bad as hell
I met this pretty lady
she looked sharper than a knife
I didn't know by then
she'd mess up my life
I said you've got it going
want to take it to my room
We jumped into a cab
and headed for my home
Well there at my room
she worked on my erection
Both were kind of drunk and
horny and sloppy with protection
One month later
she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
Whoa-ooh
Ooh will I be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
so I stick to what I prefer
Story number two
folks listen to me rhyme
This girl was a Christian
damn she was fine
We dated for a month
steady givin' me a boner
But this dude Jesus
really seamed to own her
One time the preacher
out of sight
Trying to make a move there
but something wasn't right
She said I want a marriage
and kids is that so strange
Horny as a dog I told her
that could be arranged
One month later
she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
Oh-no
Ooh will I be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
so I stick to what I prefer
Ooh will I be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
so I stick to what I prefer
The essence of it all
folks about to pass my lips
Think twice before you grab
a lovely pair of hips
Yet another thing that you
need to bear in mind
Wear a gummie head or life
might just treat you unkind
Ooh will I be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
so I stick to what I prefer
Ooh will I be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
so I stick to what I prefer
Ooh will I be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer
Ooh will I be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
so I stick to what I prefer
I don't wanna be a young dad
Ooh will I be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
so I stick to what I prefer
Ooh will I be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
so I stick to what I prefer
I don't wanna be a young dad
I don't want to live that life
so I stick to what I prefer
I don't wanna be a young dad
I don't want to live that life
so I stick to what I prefer