I'm gonna tell
All you girls a secret
Please keep it to yourself
Yeah I'm gonna tell
All you girls a secret
Please keep it to yourself
Now it's
A million dollar secret
So please don't
Tell nobody else
Why if you're
A real young girl
And you wanna
Get rich quick
Get you an old
Old man girls
And that'll be the lick
You know those
Old men are fine
Yeah they really know
Just what to do
They'll give you
Lots of lovin'
But they'll give you
A whole lot of money too
Now he'll tickle you
Under your chin
He'll scratch you
On your side
He'll say
''Wake up
You fine young thing
Give me my
Morning's exercise''
Those old men are fine
Yeah they really know
Just what to do
They'll give you
Lots of lovin'
But they'll give you
A whole lot of money too
Now I've got a man
Who's seventy-eight
I'm just thirty-three
Everybody thinks I'm crazy
But his will's
Made out to me
Yeah that old man is fine
He really knows
Just what to do
Now he'll give you
Lots of lovin'
But he'll give you
A whole lot of money too
Now I've told
All you young girls
Exactly what to do
Now let me tell you women
If you're over thirty-two
Get you a young one
And raise him to your hand
Why he'll make you
Think life is wonderful
Yes you'll think
The world is grand
Now just take a look
In the barnyard
See that old fat hen
She's got
A fresh young rooster
She feels just like
A chick again
Get a young one
And raise him to your hand
Cause he'll make you
Think life is wonderful
Yes you'll think
The world is grand
Now he'll spend
Your hard-earned money
Make your life
A hell on earth
When he takes you
In his arms
Lord you'll get
Your money's worth
Get a young man
And raise him to your hand
Cause he'll make you
Think life is wonderful
Yes you'll think
The world is grand