Haha
Looks like you could
use some help
from the big boss
of Hell himself
Check out daddy's
glowing reviews on Yelp
Five stars flawless
greater than great
Oh with the punch
of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom
alakazam
Usually I charge
a sacrificial lamb
but you get
the family rate
Thanks dad
Who needs a busboy
now that you've got
the chef
Whoa
Michelin-tasting menu
free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you
because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains
caviar mountains
that's just to start
Who's been here
since day one
Who's been faithful
as a nun
Who makes you chuckle
with an old-timey pun
Your executive producer
That's true
I'm your guy
your day-to-day
your chum
your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed
that clog today
I was stuck
thank you sir
Oh you
I'm truly honored
that we've built
such a bond
Aw
You're like the child
that I wish that I had
Uh what
I care for you
just like a daughter
I spawned
Oh what now
It's a little funny
you could
almost call me dad
They say when you're
looking for assistance
it's smart to pick
the path of least resistance
Others say that
in your needy hour
there's no substitute
for pure angelic power
Who just happens
to also be your blood
Sadly there are times
a birth parent is a dud
They say the family
you choose is better
What a bunch of losers
Can you butt out
of my song
Your song
I started this
I'm singing it
I'll finish it
Oh you tacky piece of
It's me
yes it's me
I know you were all
waiting for me
I'm here
what a gas
Took a while
but I'm present at last
It's me
it's me
Mimzy
Who