It takes a whole
lot of liquor
To like her
That's why I drink
all the time
It takes a
whole lot of liquor
To like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine
She wants to tell me
where to go
Tell me what to do
Tell me what to eat
And how loud I can chew
She even wants to tell me
What thoughts I oughta think
It used to drive me crazy
Till it drove me to drink
It takes a whole
lot of liquor
To like her
That's why I drink
all the time
It takes a whole
lot of liquor
To like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine
Well she's such
a pretty thing
You'd think she's heaven sent
She's the quarrelsome kind
Love's an argument
She could yell all day
She can scream all night
I just sit there smilin
As high as a kite
It takes a whole
lot of liquor
To like her
That's why I drinking
all the time
It takes a whole
lot of liquor
To like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine
This drinking buddy
of mine he met a girl
Said she was the meanest
Woman in the world
I saw her pretty picture
I said man your poking fun
Then the day I met her
I said pour me one
It takes a whole
lot of liquor
To like her
That's why I drink
all the time
It takes a whole
lot of liquor
To like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine
You may look down
your nose at me
Think I'm an old sorry
Son of a bean
The only way I'm giving up
My drinking glass
is if I can find a way
to get her off my back
Your wife's on the phone
Little brown jug
upon my lips
Your saving our love
With every sip
It takes a whole
lot of liquor
To like her
That's why I drink
all the time
It takes a whole
lot of liquor
To like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine
Every time I get sober
She drives me out
of my mind
It takes a whole
lot of liquor
To like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine
But when I'm liquored up
Hell I love her
Hey honey