STYLES KEEP
A CHANGIN'
THE WORLD'S
RE-ARRANGIN'
BUT EDNA
YOU'RE TIMELESS
TO ME
HEMLINES
ARE SHORTER
A BEER COSTS
A QUARTER
BUT TIME CANNOT
TAKE WHAT
COMES FREE
YOU'RE LIKE A
STINKY OLD CHEESE
BABE
JUST GETTIN' RIPER
WITH AGE
YOU'RE LIKE THE
FATAL DISEASE
BABE
AND THERE'S
NO CURE
SO LET THIS
FEVER RAGE
OOH
SOME FOLKS
CAN'T STAND IT
SAY TIME
IS A BANDIT
BUT I TAKE THE
OPPOSITE VIEW
'CAUSE WHEN
I NEED A LIFT
TIME BRINGS
A GIFT
ANOTHER
NIGHT WITH YOU
A TWIST
OR A WALTZ
IT'S ALL THE
SAME SCHMALTZ
WITH JUST A CHANGE
IN THE SCENERY
YOU'LL NEVER BE
OLD HAT
THAT'S THAT
YOU'RE TIMELESS
TO ME
FADS KEEP A-FADIN'
CASTRO'S INVADING
BUT WILBUR YOU'RE
TIMELESS TO ME
HAIRDOS
ARE HIGHER
MINE FEELS LIKE
BARBED WIRE
BUT YOU SAY I'M
CHIC AS CAN BE
YOU'RE LIKE A
RARE VINTAGE
RIPPLE
A VINTAGE THEY'LL
NEVER FORGET
SO POUR ME
A TEENY
WEENIE
TRIPLE
AND WE CAN TOAST
THE FACT WE AIN'T
DEAD YET
HA
I CAN'T STOP EATING
YOUR HAIRLINE'S
RECEDING
SOON THERE'LL BE
NOTHING AT ALL
SO YOU'LL
WEAR A WIG
WHILE I
ROAST A PIG
HEY
PASS THAT
GERITOL
GLENN MILLER
HAD CLASS
THAT
CHUBBY
CHECKER'S
A GAS
BUT THEY ALL
PASS EVENTUALLY
YOU'LL NEVER BE
PASSE
HIP HOORAY
YOU'RE TIMELESS
TO ME
OH EDNA BABY
DANCE FOR ME
OH WILBUR
YOU MAKE
ME FEEL LIKE A
GIRL AGAIN
HONEY SHOW 'EM
YOUR BUMPER
OH HONEY
I THINK MY
BUMPER'S STUCK
IN NEUTRAL
OH DON'T BREAK IT
WE MAY
NEED IT LATER
WHADDA YA THINK
OF THIS DANCE
BIG BOY?
WHOOH OOH HOO
YEAH
WAY TO GO BABY
CAN YOU FELL IT
ALL THE WAY
OVER THERE?
I SURE CAN
YOU'RE LIKE
A BROKEN DOWN
CHEVY
ALL
YOU NEED IS A FRESH
COAT OF PAINT
AND EDNA YOU GOT
ME GOIN' HOT
AND HEAVY
YOU'RE FAT AND OLD
BUT BABY BORING
YOU AIN'T
SOME FOLKS DON'T
GET IT
BUT WE NEVER
FRET IT
'CAUSE WE KNOW
THAT TIME IS
OUR FRIEND
IT'S PLAIN TO SEE
THAT YOU'RE
STUCK WITH ME
UNTIL THE
BITTER END
AND WE GOT
A KID
WHO'S BLOWIN'
THE LID
OFF THE TURNBLAD
FAMILY TREE
YOU'LL ALWAYS
HIT THE SPOT
BIG SHOT
YOU'RE TIMELESS
TO ME
AW BABY
YOU'LL ALWAYS
BE DU JOUR
MON AMOUR
YOU'RE TIMELESS
TO ME
YOU'LL ALWAYS
BE FIRST STRING
RING-A-DING-DING
YOU'RE TIMELESS
TO ME
WILBUR MAYBE
YOU SHOULD
PULL THE SHADE
YOU'RE TIMELESS
TO ME
TIMELESS TO ME
YEAH BABY
WILBUR LET'S TAKE
THIS UPSTAIRS
YOU'RE TIMELESS
TO ME
AH CHA CHA CHA CHA