They came from
way far out
in outer space
She's hard to
miss and so they
landed on her face
she's got cooties
They've found
a place to nest
if I were her I'd
be depressed
Long tailed sharp nails
fuzzy legs laying eggs
come on everybody
let's stamp them out
In science class
she's like a walking
show and tell
You know she's coming
down the hall
from just her smell
Nobody wants to sit
by her don't need a coat
cause she's got fur
Circle circle
dot dot dot hurry get
your cootie shot
She's just as friendly
as can be
she shows them
cootie hospitality
She's like a living
Twilight Zone
quick uh can you get
Rod Sterling on the phone
Black white
red green every
colour in between
Dresses like a
circus clown
somebody oughta
hose her down
Grew up in a cootie
zoo I bet her two ton
mama's got em too