Tracy Turnblad
This is for you
They came from way far out in
outer space
And with her help they may
destroy the human race
They've found a place to nest
If I were her
I'd be depressed
Long tailed
Sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs
Layin' eggs
Eww
Get 'em away from me
Get 'em away from me
Eww
In science class
She's like a walking
show-and-tell
Her pet skunk ran away
'Cause it couldn't take
the smell
Nobody want to sit by her
Don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur
Circle circle dot dot dot
Hurry get your cootie shot
Come on everybody
Let's stamp 'em out
She's just as friendly
as can be
She shows them cootie
hospitality
She's like a living
twilight zone
Quick get Rod Sterling
on the phone
Black white red green
Every color in between
Dresses like a circus clown
Somebody oughta
hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's
got 'em too
And that's for you