I sit around
and watch the tube
but nothing's on
I change the channels
for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs
just for a bit
I'm sick of all
the same old s**t
In a house with
unlocked doors
and I'm f***ing lazy
Bite my lip
and close my eyes
take me away
to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
and I smell like s**t...
Peel me off
this velcro seat
and get me moving
I sure as hell
can't do it
by myself
I'm feeling like
a dog in heat
barred indoors
from the summer street
I locked the door
to my own cell
and I lost the key
Bite my lip
and close my eyes
take me away
to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
and I smell like s**t...
I got no motivation
Where is my motivation?
No time for motivation
Smoking my inspi-ration
Huh
I sit around and
watch the phone
but no one's calling
Call me pathetic
Call me
what you will
My mother says
to get a job
but she don't like
the one she's got
When masturbation's
lost it's fun
you're f***ing lonely
Bite my lip
and close my eyes
take me away
to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
and loneliness
has to suffice
Bite my lip
and close my eyes
I'm slipping away
to paradise
Some say
"Quit or I'll go blind"
But it's just a myth.....