All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place
I'd dearly love to be
All my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang
my hat
in Tennessee
Rosanna's down in
Texarkana
Wanted me to push
her broom
Sweet Eileen's in Abilene
She forgot I hung the moon
And Allison in Galveston
Somehow lost her sanity
And Dimple's who
now lives in Temple
Got the law lookin' for me
All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place
I'd dearly love to be
All my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang
my hat
in Tennessee
I remember that old
Frazos River
Where I learned to swim
But it brings to mind
another time
Where I wore my
welcome thin
By transcendental
meditation
I go there each night
But I always come back
to myself
Long before daylight
All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place
I'd dearly love to be
All my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang
my hat
in Tennessee
Some folks think I'm hidin'
It's been rumored
that I died
But I'm alive and well
in Tennessee