BACK WHEN I WAS A KID
LIFE WAS GOING SWELL
TILL SOMETHING
HAPPENED
BLEW EVERYTHING
TO HELL
THAT NIGHT MY DADDY
STUMBLED IN
ALL PALE AND WEAK
SAID A WOMAN
UP THE BLOCK
JUST GAVE BIRTH
TO A GEEK
MOM SAID
SELL IT TO THE CIRCUS
WHAT THE HECK
DAD SAID NOPE
THIS ONE'S
A PENCIL-NECK
AND IF THERE'S
ONE THING LOWER THAN
A SIDESHOW FREAK
IT'S A GRIT-EATIN'
SCUM-SUCKIN'
PENCIL-NECK GEEK
YOU SEE
IF YOU TAKE A PENCIL
THAT WON'T HOLD LEAD
LOOKS LIKE
A PIPE CLEANER
ATTACHED TO A HEAD
ADD A BUGGY-WHIP BODY
WITH A BRAIN
THAT LEAKS
YOU GOT YOURSELF
A GRIT-EATIN'
PENCIL-NECK GEEK
PENCIL-NECK GEEK
GRIT-EATIN' FREAK
SCUM-SUCKIN' PEAHEAD
WITH A LOUSY PHYSIQUE
HE'S A ONE-MAN
NO-GOOD
LOSING STREAK
NOTHIN' BUT A
PENCIL-NECK GEEK
SOON THE GEEKS
WERE POPPIN' UP
ALL OVER TOWN
YOU COULDN'T
HARDLY SNEEZE
WITHOUT KNOCKIN'
ONE DOWN
AFTER A NICE
JUICY STEAK
IF YA NEED A TOOTHPICK
JUST REACH FOR A GEEK
THEY'LL DO THE TRICK
ONE DAY WE CUT ONE UP
FOR FISHBAIT
LEARNED OUR LESSON
JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE
SOON AS THE GEEK
HIT THE DRINK
THE WATER TURNED RED
NEXT DAY SURE ENOUGH
ALL THE FISH WERE DEAD
PENCIL-NECK GEEK
GRIT-EATIN' FREAK
SCUM-SUCKIN' PEAHEAD
WITH A LOUSY PHYSIQUE
HE'S A ONE-MAN
NO-GOOD
LOSING STREAK
NOTHING BUT A
PENCIL-NECK GEEK
MOST ANY NIGHT
YOU KNOW WHERE
I CAN BE FOUND
YEAH STOMPIN' SOME
GEEK'S HEAD
INTO THE GROUND
SO KEEP THE FAITH
'CAUSE IN BLASSIE
YOU CAN TRUST
I WON'T GIVE UP
TILL THE LAST GEEK
BITES THE DUST
PENCIL-NECK GEEK
GRIT-EATIN' FREAK
SCUM-SUCKIN' PEAHEAD
WITH A LOUSY PHYSIQUE
HE'S A ONE-MAN
NO-GOOD
LOSING STREAK
NOTHIN' BUT A
PENCIL-NECK GEEK
THEY SAY THESE GEEKS
COME A DIME A DOZEN
I'M LOOKIN' FOR THE GUY
WHO'S SUPPLYIN'
THE DIMES
IT'S GONNA BE
REAL HARD PAYIN'
FOR ALL OF THESE
GRIT-EATING
SCUM-SUCKIN'
BOOT-LICKIN'
DROP KICKIN'
GUT-GRINDIN'
NAIL-BITIN'
GLUE-SNIFFIN'
SCAB-PICKIN'
BUTT-SCRATCHIN'
EGG-HATCHIN'
SLEAZY SMELLY
PEPPERED BELLY
DIRTY LOUSY
ROTTEN STINKIN' FREAKS
NOTHIN' BUT A
PENCIL-NECK GEEK