YOUR STORY'S SAD TO TELL
A TEENAGE NE'ER DO WELL
MOST MIXED UP
NON-DELINQUENT
ON THE BLOCK
YOUR FUTURE'S
SO UNCLEAR NOW
WHAT'S LEFT
OF YOUR CAREER NOW
CAN'T EVEN GET A TRADE-IN
ON YOUR SMILE
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP-OUT
NO GRADUATION DAY FOR YOU
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP-OUT
MISSED YOUR MID-TERMS
AND FLUNKED SHAMPOO
WELL, AT LEAST YOU
COULD HAVE TAKEN TIME
TO WASH AND CLEAN
YOUR CLOTHES UP
AFTER SPENDIN'
ALL THAT DOUGH
TO HAVE THE DOCTOR
FIX YOUR NOSE UP
BABY, GET MOVIN'
WHY KEEP YOUR
FEEBLE HOPES ALIVE
WHAT ARE YOU PROVIN'
YOU'VE GOT THE DREAM
BUT NOT THE DRIVE
IF YOU GO FOR YOUR DIPLOMA
YOU COULD JOIN A STENO POOL
TURN IN YOUR TEASIN' COMB
AND GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP-OUT
HANGIN' AROUND
THE CORNER STORE
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP-OUT
IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU KNEW THE SCORE
WELL, THEY COULDN'T
TEACH YOU ANYTHING
YOU THINK YOU'RE
SUCH A LOOKER
BUT NO CUSTOMER
WOULD GO TO YOU
UNLESS SHE WAS A HOOKER
BABY, DON'T SWEAT IT
YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT
TO HOLD THE JOB
BETTER FORGET IT
WHO WANTS THEIR HAIR
DONE BY A SLOB
NOW YOUR BANGS ARE CURLED
YOUR LASHES TWIRLED
BUT STILL THE WORLD IS CRUEL
WIPE OFF THAT ANGEL FACE
AND GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL
BABY, DON'T BLOW IT
DON'T PUT MY GOOD
ADVICE TO SHAME
BABY, YOU KNOW IT
EVEN DEAR ABBY'S
SAY THE SAME
NOW I'VE CALLED THE SHOT
GET OFF THE POT
I REALLY GOTTA FLY...
GOTTA BE GOIN' TO THAT
MALTSHOP IN THE SKY
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP-OUT
GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP-OUT
GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP-OUT
GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL...