MM HMM
THAT'S RIGHT
UH HUH
UH HUH
MM HMM
THAT'S RIGHT
UH HUH
UH HUH
MM HMM
THAT'S RIGHT
UH HUH
UH HUH
MM HMM
THAT'S RIGHT
UH HUH
UH HUH
WALKIN' DOWN
THE STREET
SOMETHIN'
CAUGHT MY EYE
A GROWING EPIDEMIC
THAT REALLY AIN'T FLY
THIS MIDDLE-AGED LADY
I GOTTA BE BLUNT
HER SPANDEX
BIKER SHORTS WERE
CREEPIN' UP THE FRONT
I COULD
SEE HER UTERUS
HER PANTS WERE
TOO TIGHT
SHE MUSTN'T
OWN PANTIES
THERE WERE NONE
IN SIGHT
SHE WALKED RIGHT BY
THE POOR WOMAN
DIDN'T KNOW
SHE HAD
A FRONTAL WEDGIE
A CAMEL TOE
MM HMM
THAT'S RIGHT
UH HUH
OH NO
FIX YOURSELF GIRL
YOU GOT A CAMEL TOE
MM HMM
THAT'S RIGHT
UH HUH
OH NO
FIX YOURSELF GIRL
YOU GOT A CAMEL TOE
GIRL THAT GOTTA HURT
TAKE SOME TIME
AND ADJUST
CAN'T YOU SEE
PEOPLE STARING
AND MAKIN' A FUSS
CANNOT BELIEVE
MY EYES
HAD TO TAKE
A SECOND GLANCE
IS YOUR CROTCH
HUNGRY GIRL
'CAUSE IT
EATING YOUR PANTS
DO YOU ENJOY
THE COMMOTION
AND ATTENTION
IT BRINGS
THE ONLY LIPS
I WANNA SEE
ARE THE
ONES THAT SING
IN PUBLIC PUTTING ON
AN "X"-RATED SHOW
GROSSIN' PEOPLE OUT
WITH YOUR CAMEL TOE
MM HMM
THAT'S RIGHT
UH HUH
OH NO
FIX YOURSELF GIRL
YOU GOT A CAMEL TOE
MM HMM
THAT'S RIGHT
UH HUH
OH NO
FIX YOURSELF GIRL
YOU GOT A CAMEL TOE
FIRST DAY OF SPRING
BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS
THESE GIRLS
HAVE FORGOT
HOW TO DRESS
A LITTLE TOO QUICK
WEARIN'
POOM-POOM SHORTS
AND IT'S CAUSIN' ME
MUCH DISTRESS
WHOOMP THERE IT IS
Y'ALL RIGHT
IN THE FRONT
EVERYBODY COME
GET A GOOD LOOK
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING
THROUGH THE
PANTY CLING
EVERY CRANNY
AND EVERY NOOK
BETTER TAKE
A QUICK LOOK
BEFORE YOU
STEP OUTSIDE
CHECK THE AREA
THAT'S PUBIC
OR YOU'LL GET
YOUR PANTIES
ALL UP IN A BUNCH
ALL TWISTED UP
LIKE RUBIK
TAKE WORDS OF ADVICE
IT'S NOT VERY NICE
WANNA PUT YOU ALL
IN THE KNOW
GIRLS DON'T SLEEP
DON'T LET
YOUR PANTS CREEP
WATCH OUT
FOR THE CAMEL TOE
MM HMM
THAT'S RIGHT
UH HUH
OH NO
FIX YOURSELF GIRL
YOU GOT A CAMEL TOE
MM HMM
THAT'S RIGHT
UH HUH
OH NO
FIX YOURSELF GIRL
YOU GOT A CAMEL TOE