You're the top
You're the Coliseum
You're the top
You're the Louvre Museum
You're a melody
From a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet
A Shakespeare Sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse
You're the Nile
You're the Tow'r of Pisa
You're the smile
On the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check
A total wreck a flop
But if baby I'm the bottom
You're the top
You're the top
You're Mahatma Gandhi
You're the top
You're Napoleon brandy
You're the purple light
Of a summer night in Spain
You're the National Gallery
You're Garbo's salary
You're cellophane
You're sublime
You're a turkey dinner
You're the time
Of a Derby Winner
I'm a toy balloon
That is fated soon to pop
But if baby I'm the bottom
You're the top