When I was
a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought
me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells
hanging on a string
She told me it was
my ding-a-ling-a-ling
Oh My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with
My Ding-A-Ling
And then mama took me
to Grammar school
But I
stopped off in the vestibule
But every time
that bell would ring
You'd catch me playing
with my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with
My Ding-A-Ling
Once I was climbing
the garden wall
I slipped and had
a terrible fall
I fell so hard
I heard bells ring
but held on to my
ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with
My Ding-A-Ling
Once I was swimming
cross turtle creek
man them snappers
all round my feet
Sure was hard swimming
cross that thing
with both hands
holding my ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with
My Ding-A-Ling
This here song
it ain't so sad
the cutest little song
you've ever had
Those of you
who will not sing
you must be playing with
your own ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with
My Ding-A-Ling
Oh your ding-a-ling
Your ding-a-ling
we saw you playing
with your ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling
everybody sing
I want to play
with my ding
Everybody
my ding-a-ling
oh my ding-a-ling
Slow it down
I want to play everybody
with my
ding-a-ling