I MAKE MY LIVIN'
OFF THE EVENIN' NEWS
JUST GIVE ME SOMETHIN'
SOMETHIN' I CAN USE
PEOPLE LOVE IT WHEN YOU LOSE
THEY LOVE DIRTY LAUNDRY
WELL, I COULD-A BEEN AN ACTOR
BUT I WOUND UP HERE
I JUST HAVE TO LOOK GOOD
I DON'T HAVE TO BE CLEAR
COME AND WHISPER IN MY EAR
GIVE US DIRTY LAUNDRY
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE UP
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE UP
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE UP
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE UP
KICK 'EM ALL AROUND
WE GOT THE BUBBLE
HEADED BLEACH BLONDE
WHO COMES ON AT FIVE
SHE CAN TELL YOU
'BOUT THE PLANE CRASH
WITH A GLEAM IN HER EYE
IT'S INTERESTING
WHEN PEOPLE DIE
GIVE US DIRTY LAUNDRY
CAN WE FILM THE OPERATION
IS THE HEAD DEAD YET
YOU KNOW THE BOYS
IN THE NEWSROOM
GOT A RUNNING BET
GET THE WIDOW ON THE SET
WE NEED DIRTY LAUNDRY
YOU DON'T REALLY
NEED TO FIND OUT
WHAT'S GOIN' ON
YOU DON'T REALLY
WANT TO KNOW
JUST HOW FAR IT'S GONE
JUST LEAVE
WELL ENOUGH ALONE
EAT YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE UP
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE UP
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE UP
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE STIFF
KICK 'EM ALL AROUND
DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS
DIRTY LITTLE LIES
WE GOT OUR DIRTY
LITTLE FINGERS
IN EVERYBODY'S PIE
WE LOVE TO CUT YOU
DOWN TO SIZE
WE LOVE DIRTY LAUNDRY
WE CAN DO THE INNUENDO
WE CAN DANCE AND SING
WHEN IT'S SAID AND DONE
WE HAVEN'T TOLD YOU A THING
WE ALL KNOW THAT CRAP IS KING
GIVE US DIRTY LAUNDRY