I TOOK
TWO WEEKS
VACATION FOR
THE HONEYMOON
A COUPLE
TICKETS
ALL INCLUSIVE
DOWN IN CANCUN
I COULDN'T
GET MY MONEY
BACK SO I'M IN
SEAT SEVEN-A
I'M GETTIN'
DRUNK
ON A PLANE
I BET THE FELLA
ON THE AISLE
THOUGHT
I WAS CRAZY
'CAUSE I TAPED
YOUR PICTURE
TO THE SEATBACK
RIGHT BESIDE ME
NOW I'VE GOT
EMPTY MINI
BOTTLES FILLIN'
BOTH OUR TRAYS
HUH
I'M GETTIN'
DRUNK
ON A PLANE
BUYIN' DRINKS
FOR EVERYBODY
BUT THE PILOT
IT'S A PARTY
GOT THIS SEVEN
THIRTY-SEVEN
ROCKIN' LIKE
A G-SIX
STEWARDESS IS
SOMETHIN' SEXY
LEANIN' POURIN'
COKE AND
WHISKEY
TOLD HER ABOUT
MY CONDITION
GOT A LITTLE
MILE HIGH FLIGHT
ATTENTION
IT'S MARDI
GRAS
UP IN THE
CLOUDS
I'M UP SO HIGH
I MAY NEVER
COME DOWN
I'LL TRY
ANYTHING
TO DROWN
OUT THE PAIN
THEY ALL
KNOW WHY
I'M GETTIN'
DRUNK
ON A PLANE
4 BAR BREAK
WE HAD
THIS DATE
MARKED ON
THE CALENDAR
FOREVER
WE'D TAKE THAT
NEW-WED LIMO
AIRPORT RIDE
TOGETHER
I FEEL LIKE
A PLASTIC
GROOM ALONE
THERE AT
THE TOP OF
THE CAKE
SO HEY
I'M GETTIN'
DRUNK
ON A PLANE
BUYIN' DRINKS
FOR EVERYBODY
BUT THE PILOT
IT'S A PARTY
GOT THIS SEVEN
THIRTY-SEVEN
ROCKIN' LIKE
A G-SIX
STEWARDESS IS
SOMETHIN' SEXY
LEANIN' POURIN'
COKE AND
WHISKEY
TOLD HER
ABOUT MY
CONDITION
GOT A LITTLE
MILE HIGH FLIGHT
ATTENTION
IT'S MARDI
GRAS
UP IN THE
CLOUDS
I'M UP SO HIGH
I MAY NEVER
COME DOWN
I'LL TRY
ANYTHING
TO DROWN
OUT THE PAIN
THEY ALL
KNOW WHY
I'M GETTIN'
DRUNK
ON A PLANE
10 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
ON MY WAY HOME
I'LL BUMP THIS
SEAT RIGHT UP
TO FIRST CLASS
SO I CAN DRINK
THAT CHEAP
CHAMPAGNE
OUT OF
A REAL GLASS
AND WHEN
WE LAND
I'LL CALL HER UP
AND TELL
HER KISS MY A**
'CAUSE HEY
I'M DRUNK
ON A PLANE
BUYIN' DRINKS
FOR EVERYBODY
BUT THE PILOT
IT'S A PARTY
GOT THIS SEVEN
THIRTY-SEVEN
ROCKIN'
LIKE A G-SIX
STEWARDESS IS
SOMETHIN' SEXY
LEANIN' POURIN'
COKE AND
WHISKEY
TOLD HER
ABOUT MY
CONDITION
GOT A LITTLE
MILE HIGH FLIGHT
ATTENTION
IT'S MARDI
GRAS
UP IN THE
CLOUDS
I'M UP SO HIGH
I MAY NEVER
COME DOWN
I'LL TRY
ANYTHING
TO DROWN
OUT THE PAIN
THEY ALL
KNOW WHY
I'M GETTIN'
DRUNK
ON A PLANE
I'M GETTIN'
DRUNK
ON A PLANE
I MIGHT BE
PASSED OUT
IN THE
BAGGAGE
CLAIM
BUT RIGHT NOW
I'M DRUNK
ON A PLANE