When God gave out
Rhythm
He sure was
Good to you
You can add
Subtract multiply
And divide by two
I know today's your
Birthday and
I did not buy
No rose
But I wrote this
Song and instead
I call it
"Popsicle Toes"
Popsicle Toes
Popsicle Toes
Are always froze
Popsicle Toes
You're so brave to
Expose all those
Popsicle Toes
You must have been
Mr. Olympian with
All that amplitude
How come you
Always load your
Pentax when I'm
In the nude
We ought to have a
Birthday party and
You can wear your
Birthday clothes
Then we can hit
The floor and go
Explore those
Popsicle Toes
You've got the nicest
North America
This sailor ever saw
I like to feel your
Warm Brazil and
Touch your Panama
But your
Tierra Del Fuegos
Are nearly always
Froze
We've got to
Seesaw until we
Unthaw those
Popsicle Toes
Popsicle Toes
Popsicle Toes
Are always froze
Popsicle Toes
You're so brave
To expose all those
Popsicle Toes