Here's a happy tune
A happy tune
You'll love to croon
You love to croon
They call it Dean's song
You don't seem to understand
Catchy as can be
I must agree
The melody
The melody
They call it Dean's song
Looks like I'm gon' have to
explain this thing
You don't dig the scene
I'm sayin' Dean
The song is Sam's song
Sam you're just a ham
But Dean here's the scam
The song was named after Sam
Sam who
Sam Houston
May I say with pride
where I reside
they call it Dean's song
That's quite a group you
got goin' for you too
There's no bigger choir
that you could hire
For singin' Dean's song
They make the Mormon
Tabernacle sound like a trio
Sam it's plain to see
You're put out with me
No I'm just not playin' along
I'll tell what I'll do
since you're a Jew
We'll call it Clyde's song
Clyde's song
Here's a happy tune
It's a sweet melody
But I'm happy to say
it was named after me
But he's callin' it
Clyde's song
It's a fact
Catchy as can be
No I don't like to beef
But I'm sorry to say
The man is a thief
And he's callin' it
Clyde's song
Ha ha ha
Ain't nothin' on your mind
There's a lot on my mind
And I'm layin' here sayin'
you're bein' unkind
'Cause you're callin' it
Clyde's song
My ltalian friend
Think we've reached the end
We don't seem to blend
Sam let's compromise
La dee da da
We'll call it Sam's song
Did he say Sam's song
Let's give the ending a rhyme
Yeah but don't nobody
tell Clyde
It's Clyde's song
It's not Pete Epstein's song
Oo it's Clyde's song
It's not Mona's song
Mm it's Clyde's song
Only thing I know is
when this record comes out
it better be called Sam's song
Or you gon' get a nasty letter
from my solicitor Calhoun
That's Sam's song