WENT TO A PARTY
I DANCED ALL NIGHT
I DRANK SIXTEEN BEERS
AND I STARTED UP
A FIGHT
BUT NOW I'M JADED
YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK
I'M ROLLIN'
DOWN THE STAIRS
TOO DRUNK TO F###
I'M TOO DRUNK TO F###
I'M TOO DRUNK TO F###
TOO DRUNK TO F###
I'M TOO DRUNK
TOO DRUNK
TOO DRUNK TO F###
I LIKE YOUR STORIES
I LOVE YOUR GUN
SHOOTIN' OUT
TRUCK TIRES
SOUNDS LIKE LOADS
AND LOADS OF FUN
BUT IN MY ROOM
WISH YOU WERE DEAD
YOU BAWL
LIKE THE BABY
IN ERASERHEAD
I'M TOO DRUNK TO F###
I'M TOO DRUNK TO F###
TOO DRUNK TO F###
IT'S ALL I NEED
RIGHT NOW
TOO DRUNK TO F###
I'M TOO DRUNK TO F###
I'M TOO DRUNK TO F###
TOO DRUNK TO F###
I'M SICK SOFT
GOOEY AND COLD
TOO DRUNK TO F###
I'M 'BOUT TO DROP
MY HEAD'S A MESS
THE ONLY SALVATION IS
I'LL NEVER SEE A-YOU
AGAIN
YOU GIVE ME HEAD
IT MAKES IT WORSE
TAKE OUT
YOUR F##### RETAINER
PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE
I'M TOO DRUNK TO F###
I'M TOO DRUNK TO F###
TOO DRUNK TO F###
IT'S ALL I NEED
RIGHT NOW
OH BABY
I'M MELTIN' LIKE
AN ICE CREAM BAR
OH BABY
AND NOW I GOT DIARRHEA
TOO DRUNK TO F###
YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH
OOH AH