It was a time of trouble
and a time of grief
Kings lay with whores
and begat thieves
Yeah the world was wicked
and their hearts were cold
Noah said to his missus
Well it's time to go
Lord said to Noah
'Fore ya float that arc
you better save me a space
for my hammerhead shark
Whoa yeah
the Hammerhead Shark
Now now now Johnny was bad
liked to drink and fight
And he raised big hell
every Saturday night
When the sheriff found him
nearly broken in two
Sheriff said to Johnny
Well I think I know who
If he had teeth like knives
and skin like bark
You musta rumbled it up
with a Hammerhead Shark
Mmm the Hammerhead Shark
A woman went to court
entered her plea
Said keep my husband
away from me
He don't understand
what a man should know
By the time I could teach him
he'd be far too old
Judge I found a lover
ain't afraid of the dark
Honey I'm in love
with a Hammerhead Shark
Oh Hammerhead Shark
Watch me know
watch me know
Ah take it easy baby
Take it easy
Watch me know
watch me know
Wow
Over there over there
Wooh
Women all over across the USA
got spoiled to death
in the hammerhead way
President went to Congress
here's what he said
Gentlemen our honor
has been betrayed
We're in deep deep water
'less I missed my mark
Put out an APB
on the Hammerhead Shark
Wow
A woman went to court
entered her plea
Said keep my husband
away from me
He don't understand
what a man should know
By the time I could teach him
he'd be far too old
Beep bop belula
bitty bop shoo wow
I found a lover
ain't afraid of the dark
Honey I'm in love
with a Hammerhead Shark
Whoa the Hammerhead Shark
Wow
Yeah the Hammerhead Shark
hammer hammer hammerhead
Swim away baby
Just a Hammerhead Shark
Ooh shake it baby
How how how how
Swim a lil' faster mama
Just a Hammerhead Shark
Yeah a shark on the street mama
