I sleep in late
another day
Oh what a wonder
oh what a waste
It's a Monday
it's so mundane
What exciting things
will happen today
The yard is full
of hard rubbish
it's a mess and
I guess the neighbours
must think we run a meth lab
We should amend that
I pull the sheets back
It's forty degrees and
I feel like I'm dying
Life's getting hard in here
so I do some gardening
Anything to take my mind away
from where it's supposed to be
The nice lady next door
talks of green beds
And all the nice things
that she wants
to plant in them
I wanna grow tomatoes
on the front steps
Sunflowers bean sprouts
sweet corn and radishes
I feel proactive
I pull out weeds
All of a sudden
I'm having trouble
breathing in
I'm having trouble
breathing in
I'm having trouble
breathing in
I'm having trouble
breathing in
Oh oh oh-oh
oh oh oh-oh oh
Oh oh oh-oh
oh oh oh-oh oh
My hands are shaky
my knees are weak
I can't seem to stand
on my own two feet
I'm breathing
but I'm wheezing
feel like I'm emphyseming
My throat feels
like a funnel filled
with WeetBix
and kerosene and
Oh no next thing I know
they call up triple A
I'd rather die
than owe the hospital
'til I get old
I get adrenaline
straight to the heart
I feel like
Uma Thurman post-overdose
and kick start
Reminds me of the time
when I was really sick and I
Had too much pseudoephedrine
and I couldn't sleep at night
Halfway down High Street
Andy looks ambivalent
He's probably wondering
what I'm doing getting
in an ambulance
The paramedic thinks
I'm clever
'cause I play guitar
I think she's clever
'cause she stops people dying
Anaphylactic and
super hypochondriactic
Should've stayed in bed today
I much prefer the mundane
I take a hit
from an asthma puffer
I do it wrong
I was never good
at smoking bongs
I'm not that good
at breathing in
I'm not that good
at breathing in
I'm not that good
at breathing in
Oh oh oh-oh
oh oh oh-oh oh
Oh oh oh-oh
oh oh oh-oh oh
Oh oh oh-oh
oh oh oh-oh oh
Oh oh oh-oh
oh oh oh-oh oh