He's a ranch hand
in a pinch man
Hotter than the red
on a cattle brand
'Cause she's a gold digger
with a quick trigger
A cast iron skillet swingin'
lid-flipper
Now he's a double-wide
on the county line
Sippin' on a six-pack of
Lonestar Light
She did 'em dirty
Took him to the cleaners
Now her pockets and her
pastures are greener
And he says
I don't miss her
or her sister
I don't need that old
drop-top Cadillac
She can keep that diamond
I ain't lyin'
I just want my
horse back
Now he's a buckskin
Fifteen hands
Five-time team rope
champion
She never liked him
She don't need him
H*ll she don't even know
how to feed him
She ain't a cowgirl
She can't stand Merle
H*ll she ain't ever two-stepped
or snapped pearls
So after 'bout a month of
Jim Beamin'
That ol' cowboy got to
schemin' sayin'
I don't miss her
or her sister
I don't need that old
drop-top Cadillac
She can keep that diamond
I ain't lyin'
I just want my
horse back
So last night
around midnight
He took his lucky fence pliers
and a mag light
He cut the fence out
He snuck on in
One whistle in the wind
And that buckskin
He came runnin'
Runnin' right up
He had the saddle all ready
So he saddled up
Rode off like a bat out of
h*ll and
You could hear that cowboy
yellin' singin'
I don't miss her
or her sister
I don't need that old
drop-top Cadillac
Well she can keep that
diamond
I ain't lyin'
I just want my
Yeah I just want my
D*mn girl I just want my
horse back