A-ha-ha a-ha-ha
M-hm-hm m-hm-hm
A-ha-ha a-ha-ha
M-hm-hm m-hm-hm
A-ha-ha a-ha-ha
M-hm-hm m-hm-hm
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So tell me
when you took the practice scholastic aptitude test
did you know the answers or did you guess
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans
and act all urban to jack-up your sound-scan
What's the matter with you
How come you rhyme monosyllabically
Is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary
Your style's like garbage cans
meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since your first record
you've been in a state of suspended animation
You look like Snuffleupagus and Australopithecus
Me cray you abacus
But enough about you let's talk about me
and how single-handedly
I redefined the science of radio astronomy
making Nobel prize winners question their notions of reality
Oh but I digress
You play sorry I play chess
King's pawn to b3 checkmate
Go get some Percosets
A-ha-ha a-ha-ha
Careful with that mic wheezy
Do you really think it's that easy
This is really good ice cream
You want some of it
Oh my bad
I didn't know you were lactose intolerant
Makes you pass gas
frightens all the girls away
Only friends you keep are those you pay
Always on the ready for the whack snack attack
I carry sandwiches around in a straight-edge style
JanSport backpack
Got the gadget Q gave Bond
Control your mind and make you jump in a pond
Go "quack quack" and flap your arms
leave you confused but completely unharmed
A-ha-ha a-ha-ha
Careful with that mic wheezy
Do you really think it's that easy
Do you really think it's true
that up above they can't hear you
A-ha-ha a-ha-ha
M-hm-hm m-hm-hm
A-ha-ha a-ha-ha
Now look here
Now both you and I know
that the past ten years have been rather intense
I'm ashamed to admit that I've been fooled
by the seductions of violence
People walking around with ugly auras
At times I'm even tempted to seek the advice of Dr. Laura
but I ignore her
And I take a deep breath and count to ten
Ain't gonna let it get under my skin
Take a deep breath and count to ten
think of all the nice places that I've been
Like back when I was waging peace
against the Visigoths
I was tutored in the ancient mysteries
by a wizened philosoph
Learned the polyrhythm of celestial time
wait for one to come and get it done
to finish the rhyme
A-ha-ha
Careful with that mic wheezy
Do you really think it's that easy
Do you really think it's true
that up above they can't hear you
A-ha-ha a-ha-ha
Mm-hmm-mm-hmm
A-ha-ha a-ha-ha
Mm-hmm-mm-hmm
A-ha-ha a-ha-ha
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M-mm-hmm