HUGH AH OH
HUGH AACHOO
AH MY HEAD FEELS
LIKE IT'S AS
BIG AS A
DADBLAME
BASKETBALL
IT'S A SHAME
I'M A SIGHT
RED EYES ITCHING
BOTH DAY AND
NIGHT HUGH
MY HEAD'S
ALL STUFFED
UP TIGHT AGAIN
HUGH HUGH OH
OH NO
SPRING'S BACK
ANOTHER DANG
ALLERGY ATTACK
I BOUGHT SOME
SUDAFED
AND TOOK THE
WHOLE DARN PACK
AND I STILL
CAN'T BREATH
AND I COUGH
AND I HACK
I WANT TO LIVE
WHERE THE GRASS
DON'T GROW
I'M SICK AND TIRED
OF BLOWIN'
MY NOSE
NEVER AGAIN
WILL YOU HEAR ME
GO ACHOO
SO MUCH
CONGESTION
IN MY CHEST
DOCTOR SAID THAT
IT MIGHT BE BEST
FOR ME TO MOVE
WHERE THE POLLEN
COUNT IS LOW
GRASS DON'T GROW
I WONDER IF TIM
MCGRAW'S GOT ANY
OF THAT SNIFFLING
NIGHT TIME SNEEZING
ACHING STUFFY
HEAD COUGH AND
WAKE UP ON TOP OF
YOUR TOUR BUS
MEDICINE FOR ME
A A OO HUGH
I SOLD
MY LEAF BLOWER
MY TWO HORSE POWER
PUSH MOWER
WON'T SEE ME
OUTDOORS
THIS TIME OF
YEAR
HUGH OH
THIS RAG WEED IS
GETTIN' ROUGH
MY HAY FEVER IS
GETTIN' TOUGH
I'M ALL OUTTA
VICS VAPOR RUB
AND THERE'S DUST
EVERYWHERE
WELL ENOUGH
IS ENOUGH
I WANT TO LIVE
WHERE THE GRASS
DON'T GROW
A BIG HIGH RISE
OR SMALL CONDO
IF I NEVER
MOW AGAIN
IT'LL BE TOO SOON
WON'T EVER TOUCH
ANOTHER GARDEN
TOOL
I'LL SIP
MARGARITAS
BY THE
SWIMMING POOL
THERE'LL BE ONE
LESS SEED I'LL
HAVE TO SOW
WHERE THE GRASS
DON'T GROW
AH MY HEAD
HERE WE GO
I WANT TO
LIVE WHERE
THE GRASS
DON'T GROW
IT'S KILLING ME
HERE WHERE THE
MOLD SPORES BLOW
I'D TRIED
EVERYTHING
I KNOW TO DO
CAN'T GET
THE SNEEZING
COUGH
SUPPRESSED
I GOT TO GIVE MY
SINUSES A REST
I'M GONNA GO WHERE
THE POLLEN
COUNT IS LOW
WOAH OH
WHERE
THE GRASS
DON'T GROW
OH MY GOLLEE BUM