OH I START RUNNIN'
A FEVER
EVERY TIME HE OPENS
HIS MOUTH
SHE'S BEEN GAWKIN'
AT JACKSON
EVER SINCE HIS
FIRST SONG CAME OUT
OH SHE LOVES
ALAN JACKSON
AND HIS PRETTY
BLONDE HAIR
OH I LOVE
ALAN JACKSON
I AIN'T GOT A PRAYER
WOAH
HE TRIED DRESSIN'
LIKE JACKSON
BELT BUCKLE
BOOTS AND A HAT
SHE SAID SORRY HON
THAT WON'T
HELP YOU NONE
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST
TOO DANG FAT
OH I HATE ALAN JACKSON
SHE SLEEPS
WITH A PIECE OF HIS COAT
OH I LOVE ALAN JACKSON
'CAUSE OF THEM SONGS
HE WROTE
WELL I WENT
BACKSTAGE
AT HIS CONCERT
I GOT ON HIS BUS
SOMEHOW
THAT BIG TALKIN' MAN
AND HIS LITTLE
FIVE-PIECE BAND
JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW
GOSH I HATE
ALAN JACKSON
NOW I'M HIS
OPENIN' ACT
OH I LOVE
ALAN JACKSON
HUH
SHE'S NEVER COMIN'
BACK
SHE LOVES YOU MAN
OH I START RUNNIN'
A FEVER
EVERY TIME
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH
SHE'S BEEN GAWKIN'
AT JACKSON
EVER SINCE
HIS FIRST SONG
CAME OUT
OH SHE LOVES
ALAN JACKSON
MAKES ME
WANT TO CUSS
OH HE HATES
ALAN JACKSON
THINK I'LL BLOW UP
HIS BUS
YEAH SOME DAY
I'LL ROCK HIS JUKEBOX
NO YOU'RE NOT HUH
MIGHT HIT HIM
WITH A TALL TALL TREE
WELL HE MIGHT JUST
HIT YOU BACK
WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
I'LL SHOW HIM
THE REAL WORLD
HE'LL THINK REAL WORLD
WHEN THEY FIND HIM
LAYIN' OUT YONDER
IN THE BOTTOM
OF THE CHATTAHOOCHIE
OH YEAH HE JUST MIGHT
RUN YOU OVER
WITH HIS MERCURY
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
TELL HIM MEET ME
SOMEWHERE
HEY HOSS
MEET HIM AT MIDNIGHT
IN MONTGOMERY
WANTED
MY LIFE BACK
WHO SAYS
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ALL
ALAN JACKSON