YEAH I WAS ALWAYS
THE LAZY ONE
A SOUTHERN
CALIFORNIAN
BUT I'VE GOT SOME
KINFOLK
ON THE MASON DIXON
LINE
SO THIS SUMMER
JUST FOR FUN
HOPPED IN MY DELORIAN
AND HEADED FOR
MY UNCLE'S FARM
FOR A SHORT TIME
I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD
BE HUNTIN' AND FISHIN'
I MISUNDERSTOOD HIM
SOMEHOW
SO FAR THERE'S NOTHIN'
BUT CHORES HERE
TO MENTION
I DIDN'T MIND FEEDIN'
THE SOWS
BUT HOW DO YOU MILK
A COW
HOW DO YOU MILK
A COW
I WADN'T IN F. F. A.
THIS COW MUST THINK
I'M CRAZY
UP UNDER IT THIS WAY
I'M SITTIN' HERE 'A PULLIN'
BUT THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
COMIN' OUT
OH ME I EEH I OH
HOW DO YOU MILK
A COW
4 BAR
BREAK
YEAH I LOVE IT HERE
IN TENNESSEE
BUT THESE FARMERS
ALL MAKE FUN OF ME
YOU CAN'T HAUL
MUCH HAY
IN A TINY SPORTS CAR
SO I GOT MYSELF
A FOUR WHEEL DRIVE
LEARNED TO SPOTLIGHT
DEER AT NIGHT
AND I GOT SHEARIN'
SHEEP
RIGHT DOWN TO AN ART
ONE THING'S FOR SURE
I HATE SHOVELIN'
MANURE
IT GETS
ALL OVER MY OVERALLS
THEM HORSES
NEED SHOIN'
I HEAR BESSIE MOOIN'
SO I THOUGHT
MAYBE I'D ASK YOU ALL
HOW DO YOU MILK
A COW
HOW DO YOU MILK
A COW
I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY
A MAN COULD GET
ARRESTED
FOR THIS IN L.A.
THIS HEIFER
MUST BE EMPTY
'CAUSE SHE AIN'T
PUTTIN' OUT
OH ME I EEH I OH
TELL ME
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW
THIS SONG
IS ABSOLUTELY
AN UDDER DISASTER
I HOPE I DON'T GET
MAD COW DISEASE
HOW DO YOU MILK
A COW
I NO LONGER CARE
I'M GETTIN'
SICK AND TIRED
OF SMELLING DERRIERE
I'M HEADIN' BACK
TO CALI
AND I'M TURNIN' IN
MY PLOW
OH ME I EEH I OH
HOW DO YOU MILK
A COW