CLEDUS AT
THE KITCHEN TABLE
SHORT OF BREATH
LEGALLY DISABLED
WIFE WALKS IN
SHE'S SO SURPRISED
CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M STILL ALIVE
I SAY I'M HUNGRY
FOR BISCUITS AND GRAVY
THAT PATTY MELT
THAT YOU ALWAYS
MADE ME
BUT I CAN'T EAT THAT
ANYMORE
THEY SAY GREASE KILLS
TASTES GOOD TO ME
DAY IN DAY OUT
IT'S ALL I EAT
MY THIRD BYPASS
UNCLOGGED THE VALVES
JUST TO CLOG THEM
AGAIN
NEVER FELT WORSE
A CONSTANT THIRST
LORDY HOW
MY LEFT ARM HURTS
I BLAME MY JOB
I BLAME MY WIFE
FOR THIS CORONARY LIFE
CLEDUS
ON THE E.R. TABLE
VITAL SIGNS
AIN'T TOO STABLE
HEY DOC
I'M PROUD OF YOU
I DIDN'T THINK
THAT I'D PULL THROUGH
LATER IN
INTENSIVE CARE
I HAD THE NURSES
LAUGHIN' THERE
SO THANKFUL
BLUE CROSS WILL PAY
FOR THE PILLS
MY I.V.'S
FOR THOUSAND DOLLAR
E.K.G'S
THAT'S THE LAST
TIME I'LL NEED
ANGIOPLASTY
IT'S OFF I GO
TO TAE BO
TO IMPROVE MY CARDIO
IT'S 'BOUT TIME
I SAID GOODBYE
TO MY CORONARY LIFE
SWEAT'S POURING OFF ME
AT THE HEALTH SPA
THE STAIRMASTER'S
WORE ME OUT AGAIN
YOU KNOW
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW MUCH I MISS
THE WAY I USED TO LIVE
I'D EAT RED MEAT
PICKLED PIG'S FEET
ALWAYS CRAVIN'
SOMETHIN' SWEET
MY FOOD WAS FAST
BUT THAT'S THE PAST
I CAN'T EAT THAT AGAIN
I AEROBICIZED
REDUCED MY THIGHS
NO MORE
GERMAN CHOCOLATE PIE
I MISS MY FUDGE
I MISS MY FRIES
AND MY CORONARY LIFE