Karaoke Triggered von Chris Webby — mit Songtext mitsingen auf Singa

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Chris Webby

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Man I'm just sittin

back watchin the

pussyfication

of this

whole country

I can't say this

I can't say that

what the fuck

can I say

When did y'all

become so fuckin

sensitive man

Lighten up

I'm just here

to entertain you

And if that

triggers you well

then you're a pussy

Listen

It's a cold world

easier to play

this shit safe

Knowin how the world

gon judge you

if you make a mistake

These miserable

fuckin people

so saturated

with hate

They can't wait

to pile it

on someone

else's plate

Like if I'm right

with every word

except for

one in a song

They'll only focus

on and judge me

for the one

that was wrong

Cancel this

cancel that

Welcome to America

The home of

specializing

in assassinating

character

I hate it

I prefer goin in

guns blazing

Annihilatin

anyone who's testin

my patience

Ain't no room for

pussy-footing

in the

rap game man

I'm drawn to

controversy

like a moth

to a flame

And you little

snowflakes

better quit your

complainin

Not racist

I'm just not too big

on the Asians

I'm kidding you idiot

but with no hesitation

these fuckers

run with it

and post it up on

Twitter while sayin

that Webby's not some

sort of bigot

for fuckin

makin a joke

You're not woke

you're just sensitive

and quick to revoke

So I'd like to

invite you

to suck my dick

til you choke

Deep throat

Pow pow

Got your bitch

in my scope

Everyone

that I'm seein

is lookin pussy

as fuck

Go and cry

about shit

without even

lookin it up

So I'd like to thank

my bullies all for

makin me tough

Because

it's lookin like

y'all ain't get

bullied enough

Yeah I came to

drop bombs

like flex and I'm gone

I'm all raw

so try not to be

so sensitive y'all

If I'm not

pissin you off

then I'm

pissin you on

If you're not

triggered at all

then i'm

spittin it wrong

Because i came to

drop bombs

like flex and i'm gone

i'm all raw

so try not to be

so sensitive y'all

If i'm not

pissin you off

then i'm

pissin you on

If you're not

triggered at all

then I'm

spittin it wrong

Easy does it Webby

try to keep that

temper in check

I'm goin off like

Terminator

in the metal detec-Ter

Hit em

with the blurr

like my

memory gets

from blowin benzo's

while I'm drinkin yeah

I tend to forget

A Devil's reject

Ever since a kid

I been a loser

But I dealt with it

It's called developing

a sense of humor

Learn to laugh

a little bit

This shit is good

for your health

If you can't take a joke

you need to take

a look at yourself

Shit if I didn't have

the haters

then I would

probably withdraw

Shit dog

honestly I would

probably miss y'all

Haters really please

promise me

you'll never quit y'all

Here I'll make fun of me

with y'all

Here's my impression

of Webby

No one's

doper than me

I got the hairline

of someone

that's ten years

older than me

Sittin dissin

politicians like

I'm fuckin

sport fishin

Say I fuck

their wives

and daughters

when I obviously didn't

And I'm pale

year round

summertime

or deep winter

And I chew

with my mouth open

when I eat dinner

My liver

has put up with

plenty of

cheap liquor

And more drugs

in a lifetime

than Keith Richard's

I used to work out

Shit I really was buff

Then I stopped

working out

Now I'm skinny

as fuck

Like so skinny

when the wind

blows hard

I lose balance

So skinny

Lookin like I won

a tapeworm challenge

It ain't that hard

to laugh a bit

at your own expense

fuckin just

relax and shit

Smoke a joint

eat a Xanax

you bitch

This uptight bullshits

what I've had

it with

If you're still mad

after what you've

listened to

then that's just

the bitch in you

Suck a dick or two

Ain't no fixin you

Fake woke can't

take a gay joke

People that

I'm spittin to

I am here to

trigger you

Yeah I came to

drop bombs

like flex and I'm gone

I'm all raw

so try not to be

so sensitive y'all

If I'm not

pissin you off

then I'm

pissin you on

If you're not

triggered at all

then I'm

spittin it wrong

Herausgeber:in
2211 Labs, Songs Of Opposition, Songtrust Blvd, Warner/Tamerlane Publishing Corp, Annuity Songs
Inhaber:in des Urheberrechts
David A Webster, Patrick J Farley, Jake Procanik, Brian Joseph Eisner, Christian Webster