Couple of cover charge stamps
Got her hand
lookin' like a rainbow
In and out of every bar
On a whim
Just like the wind blows
She's either a bachelorette
Or comin' off a breakup
Take a drunk girl home
She's bouncin' like a pinball
Singin' every word
she never knew
Dancin' with her eyes closed
Like she's the only one
in the room
Her hair's a perfect mess
Fallin' out of that dress
Take a drunk girl home
Take a drunk girl home
Let her sleep all alone
Leave her keys on the counter
Your number by her phone
Pick up her life
She threw on the floor
Leave the hall lights on
Walk out and lock the door
That's how she knows
the difference 'tween a boy
and a man
Take a drunk girl home
You leave her drive for a dive
And you get something
bad to eat
They're singin' closin' time
at that little bar
across the street
In two by two
Strangers and lovers
Headed for the covers
Hookin' up
And that TV in your two
bedroom sound's turned off
And through the
paper-thin walls
You can hear the neighbor's
cigarette cough
There's a million things
you could be doin'
But there's one thing you're
**** sure glad you did
Take a drunk girl home
Let her sleep all alone
Leave her keys on the counter
Your number by the phone
Pick up her life
She threw on the floor
Leave the hall lights on
Walk out and lock the door
That's how you know
the difference 'tween a boy
and a man
You take a drunk girl home
Oooo
Oo oo oo oo oooo
You took a drunk girl home
In the sober light of dawn
She left you a message
She thanked you on the phone
'Cause you picked up her life
She threw on the floor
You left the hall lights on
Walked out and locked the door
That's how she knows
the difference between a boy
and a man
Take a drunk girl home
You took a drunk girl home
Take a drunk girl home