Well the ding-dong
Daddy of the
D-car line
Had a thing for
The ladies for which
He did time
He reaped a little
More than he could
Sow of the pleasures
The Mormons in
Utah know
He could not
Restrain himself when
He saw a nice
Caboose
Say ding say dong
That ding-dong
Daddy
He did
Sixteen women
Wrong
The ding-dong
Daddy had a
Sensual soul
Uh lonely women
Flocked to him
And he loved them
All
The train went in
The tunnel
In the dark
He proposed
The bonds of
Matrimony in the
Sweetest prose
The ladies got
Together and
Decided they'd been
Had
This ain't Salt Lake
And you ain't
Don Juan man
We've got to
Give you credit
We was happy
For a time
But you're the
Ding-dong daddy
Of the d-car line
Say ding say dong
That ding-dong
Daddy he did
Sixteen women
Wrong..