I DON'T HAVE TO
PUT ON MAKEUP
I DON'T HAVE TO
DO MY HAIR
AND WHEN I OPEN UP
THAT HÄAGEN-DAZS
WELL I DON'T
HAVE TO SHARE
AND THERE'S
NO ONE THERE TO NOTICE
IF I GAIN
A COUPLE POUNDS
AND THAT'S THE
UPSIDE OF BEIN' DOWN
WELL I'VE GOT TWICE
THE CLOSET SPACE
THAT I CAN FILL UP
WITH NEW SHOES
AND I CAN
PAINT THE BEDROOM
PRETTY PINK
WITH LACY CURTAINS
IF I CHOOSE
AND I WON'T
HAVE TO DEAL
WITH FISHIN' GEAR
AND MUDDY BOOTS
LAYIN' 'ROUND
AND THAT'S THE
UPSIDE OF BEIN' DOWN
DAYS
WHEN I'M FEELIN' LOW
YEAH I GOT 'EM
WHEN MY TEARS
WON'T STOP FALLIN'
TO THE GROUND
BUT THERE'S ONLY
ONE PLACE LEFT TO GO
WHEN YOU'RE
AT THE BOTTOM
AND THAT'S THE
UPSIDE OF BEIN' DOWN
I CAN LET MY DOG
JUMP ON THE BED
AND CURL UP NEXT TO ME
AT NIGHT
AND I DON'T HAVE TO
LOSE AN ARGUMENT
'CAUSE NOW
I'M ALWAYS RIGHT
AND I CAN DANCE
WITH WHO I WANT TO
WHEN I GO OUT
ON THE TOWN
AND THAT'S THE
UPSIDE OF BEIN' DOWN
DAYS
WHEN I'M FEELIN' LOW
YEAH I GOT 'EM
WHEN MY TEARS
WON'T STOP FALLIN'
TO THE GROUND
BUT THERE'S
ONLY ONE PLACE
LEFT TO GO
WHEN YOU'RE
AT THE BOTTOM
AND THAT'S THE
UPSIDE OF BEIN' DOWN
YEAH
THAT'S THE
UPSIDE OF BEIN' DOWN