Riding in your
passenger seat
with your right hand
on my thigh
I can feel
you looking over at me
here come
the butterflies
Going steady
then you took a turn
heading down
a dead-end street
You're not a good sport
cut the dinner short
but at least
you'll still treat
You were a gentleman
but now I'm questioning
Was it genuine
or was I being played
There's no way to win
'cause I'm overthinking
What could've been
if you would've stayed
a little longer babe
Mister Emotionally
Unavailable
You're just
into yourself
Mister Irreplaceable
I put you
on a pedestal
You're no good
for my health
Oh Mister E
You're a mystery
Back in your Jeep at least
you opened up my door
Surprised you even made
the time for me
Your schedule was
never flexible
Gym work and therapy
We've been down
this same old road
How are we still lost
Silly me thinking
that you'd change
Guess some things
stay unsolved
Don't wanna impose
You keep me on my toes
And God only knows
what your move will be
Are we more than friends
or is that in my head
Tell me
what could've been
if you clued me in
to what you're
really thinking
Mister Emotionally
Unavailable
You're just
into yourself
Mister Irreplaceable
I put you
on a pedestal
You're no good
for my health
Oh Mister E
You're a mystery
Oh Mister E
You're a mystery
Are you too good
for me