I want a girl with
A mind like a diamond
I want a girl who
Knows what's best
I want a girl with
Shoes that cut
And eyes that
Burn like cigarettes
I want a girl
With the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt
And a lonnnng jacket
I want a girl
Who gets up early
I want a girl
Who stays up late
I want a girl
With uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machette
To cut through red tape
With fingernails that
Shine like justice
And a voice that is
Dark like tinted glass
She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt
And a looonnng
Long jacket
I want a girl
With a smooth liquidation
I want a girl
With good dividends
And the city bank
We will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk
When she borrows my pen
She wants a car
With a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car
That will get her there
She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG
For a white Chrystler Laberan
I want a girl with a short skirt
And a looooonnnnng jacket