Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh
You were lyin' there
with nothing on
But a goofy little grin
and a platinum blonde
I can't believe
you'd do that on our bed
I got a pistol
and I got a bullet
And a pissed off finger
just itchin' to pull it
The only thing keepin' me
from losin' my head
Is I hate stripes
And orange ain't my color
And if I squeeze
that trigger tonight
I'll be wearin'
one or the other
There's no crime of passion
worth a crime of fashion
The only thing savin' your life
Is that I don't look good
in orange and I hate stripes
Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh
I could fall in love
with a prison guard
I could sell cigarettes
in the prison yard
Don't think hard time would be
that hard on me
I could pick up trash
on the side of the road
But I'd die
if I saw someone I know
Ain't the chains
It's the clothes
that's stoppin' me
I hate stripes
And orange ain't my color
And if I squeeze
that trigger tonight
I'll be wearin'
one or the other
There's no crime of passion
worth a crime of fashion
The only thing savin' your life
Is that I don't look good
in orange and I hate stripes
Oh and one shot
Ain't worth a bad mugshot
God knows I wouldn't be caught
holdin' up a number
While the whole town's starin'
at the picture
In the paper of me wearin' stripes
There's no crime of passion
worth a crime of fashion
The only thing savin' your life
Is that I don't look good
in orange and I hate stripes
And orange ain't my color
And if I squeeze
that trigger tonight
I'll be wearin' one or the other
There's no crime of passion
worth a crime of fashion
The only thing savin' your life
Is that I don't look good
in orange and I hate stripes
Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh