I ALMOST GOT DRUNK
AT SCHOOL
AT FOURTEEN
WHERE I ALMOST
MADE OUT
WITH THE
HOMECOMING QUEEN
WHO ALMOST WENT ON
TO BE MISS TEXAS
BUT LOST TO A SLUT
WITH MUCH BIGGER
BREASTS
I ALMOST DROPPED OUT
TO MOVE TO L.A.
WHERE I WAS ALMOST
FAMOUS
FOR ALMOST A DAY
AND I ALMOST HAD YOU
BUT I GUESS
THAT DOESN'T CUT IT
ALMOST LOVED YOU
I ALMOST WISHED
YOU WOULD'VE
LOVED ME TOO
4 BAR
BREAK
I ALMOST HELD UP
A GROCERY STORE
WHERE I ALMOST
DID FIVE YEARS
AND THEN SEVEN MORE
'CAUSE I ALMOST
GOT POPPED FOR A FIGHT
WITH A THUG
'CAUSE HE ALMOST
MADE OFF
WITH A BUNCH
OF THE DRUGS
THAT I ALMOST
GOT HOOKED ON
'CAUSE YOU RAN AWAY
AND I WISHED
I WOULD'VE HAD
THE NERVE
TO ASK YOU TO STAY
AND I ALMOST HAD YOU
BUT I GUESS
THAT DOESN'T CUT IT
ALMOST HAD YOU
AND I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW IT
YOU KEPT ME GUESSIN'
AND NOW I'M DESTINED
TO SPEND MY TIME
MISSING YOU
I ALMOST WISHED
YOU WOULD'VE
LOVED ME TOO
4 BAR
BREAK
HERE I GO THINKIN'
ABOUT
ALL THE THINGS
I COULD HAVE DONE
I'M GONNA NEED
A FORKLIFT
'CAUSE ALL THE BAGGAGE
WEIGHS A TON
I KNOW WE HAD
OUR PROBLEMS
I CAN'T REMEMBER ONE
I ALMOST FORGOT
TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE
AND IF I CAN'T FIT IT IN
I'LL KEEP IT ALL
TO MYSELF
I ALMOST WROTE A SONG
ABOUT YOU TODAY
BUT THEN
I TORE IT ALL UP
AND THEN I THREW IT
AWAY
AND I ALMOST HAD YOU
BUT I GUESS
THAT DOESN'T CUT IT
ALMOST HAD YOU
AND I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW IT
YOU KEPT ME GUESSIN'
AND NOW I'M DESTINED
TO SPEND MY TIME
MISSING YOU
AND I ALMOST HAD YOU
ALMOST HAD YOU
I ALMOST WISHED
YOU WOULD'VE
LOVED ME TOO