HE WAS SITTIN'
AT THE BAR
SIPPIN' ON
A REGULAR COKE
WE WERE DRINKIN'
AND SMOKIN'
AND MAKIN' HIM
THE BUTT OF OUR JOKES
WE ALL SAID MAN
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
WHY CAN'T
YOU JUST HAVE A FEW
HE SAID I WOULD
IF I COULD
BUT IT'S PROBABLY BEST
THAT I DON'T
'CAUSE THE MORE
I DRINK
THE MORE I DRINK
THEN I'M THE WORLD'S
GREATEST LOVER
AND A DANCIN' MACHINE
I GET LOUD
I GET PROUD
AND IT GETS WORSE
WELL IF I HAVE ONE
I'LL HAVE THIRTEEN
NAW THERE AIN'T NO
IN BETWEEN
'CAUSE THE MORE
I DRINK
Mmm THE MORE I DRINK
A COUPLE OF COLD ONES
AND SOMEBODY
HANDS ME A SHOT
HELL EVEN
BUCK-TOOTHED AND
BOW-LEGGED WOMEN
START LOOKIN' HOT
AND PRETTY SOON
I'M BUMMIN' CIGARETTES
AND SWEET TALKIN'
SOME BIG BRUNETTE
YEAH ONCE
I GET ON A ROLL
THERE AIN'T NO TELLIN'
WHERE I'LL STOP
'CAUSE THE MORE
I DRINK
THE MORE I DRINK
THEN I'M THE WORLD'S
GREATEST LOVER
AND A DANCIN' MACHINE
I GET LOUD
I GET PROUD
AND IT GETS WORSE
YEAH IF I HAVE ONE
I'LL HAVE THIRTEEN
NAW THERE AIN'T NO
IN BETWEEN
'CAUSE THE MORE
I DRINK
THE MORE I DRINK
THE MORE I DRINK
YEP YEP
Hmm
THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKIN' ABOUT
Mmm
MAN IF I HAVE ONE
I'LL HAVE THIRTEEN
AND THEY CAN'T
GET ME OFF
THE KARAOKE MACHINE
THE MORE I DRINK
THE MORE I DRINK
YEAH THE MORE I DRINK
THE MORE I DRINK
THE MORE I DRINK