Going home late last night
Suddenly I got a fright..
Yeah I looked
through a window
and surprised what I saw..
A fairy with boots
on dancin' with a dwarf
All right now
Yeah fairies wear boots
and ya gotta believe me..
Yeah I saw it I saw it
I tell ya no lies..
Yeah fairies wear boots
and ya gotta believe me..
I saw it I saw it
with my own two eyes
All right now..
Yeah fairies wear boots
and ya gotta believe me..
Yeah I saw it I saw it
I tell ya no lies..
Yeah fairies wear boots
and ya gotta believe me..
I saw it I saw it
with my own two eyes
All right now..
So I went to the doc
to see what
he could give me..
He said son son
You've gone too far..
'Cause smokin' and trippin'
is all that you do..
Yeahhh..