HE SWALLOWED A FROG
AND HOLLERED YUM-YUM
HE SLID DOWN
THE HILLSIDE
AND DARTED HIS TONGUE
HE ENTERED
THE GARDEN
ON THIS BRIGHT
MOONLIGHT NIGHT
AND HE STOPPED
IN HIS TRACKS
IT WAS
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
HE SAID MY SKIN IS BLACK
AND YOUR SKIN IS GREEN
YOU DWELL IN A GARDEN
I LIVE BY A STREAM
ALTHOUGH I'M SHORT
AND STODGY
AND YOU'RE LONG
AND LEAN
I'VE GOT A CRUSH
ON YOU
AND HE SQUEEZED HER
TIGHTER
AND TIGHTER
AND TIGHTER
I'VE GOT A CRUSH
ON YOU
HE SAID I'M A KING SNAKE
AND YOU'LL BE MY QUEEN
WITH A BUTLER
AND SERPENTS
IN YOUR OWN
PRIVATE STREAM
AND IF YOU REFUSE ME
IT WOULD BE
SUCH A SHAME
'CAUSE I'M SO TIRED
OF DOIN'
MY OWN THING
AND HE SQUEEZED HER
TIGHTER
TO EXCITE HER
AND DELIGHT HER
I'VE GOT A CRUSH
ON YOU
AND I'LL BE BACK
TOMORROW
NEXT DAY WHEN
HE GOT THERE
A TWO-LEGGED MAN
WAS HOLDIN'
SWEET GREEN THING
IN HIS BIG HUMAN HAND
A LONG JET OF WATER
SHOT OUT OF HER NOSE
OH A KING SNAKE
HAD FALLEN IN LOVE
WITH A HOSE
HE SAID MY SKIN IS BLACK
AND YOUR SKIN IS GREEN
YOU DWELL IN A GARDEN
I LIVE BY A STREAM
ALTHOUGH YOU'RE
MADE OF PLASTIC
I THINK YOU'RE
FANTASTIC
AND I'VE GOT A CRUSH
ON YOU
BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA WORK OUT