WELL I WALKED
UP TO THE BAR
I LAID DOWN MY
PLATINUM CARD
THEN I ORDERED
FIFTY LONGNECKS
FOR MY NEW FRIENDS
WELL THE BARMAID
PASSED THEM OUT
AND BEFORE WE
CHUGGED THEM DOWN
I HELD MINE UP
AND SAID HERE'S TO US
AND THEM
WELL THIS BLONDE
SLID UP TO ME
SHE SAID
THAT WAS AWFUL SWEET
THEN I SAW HER
BOYFRIEND
AS WIDE
AS HE WAS TALL
WELL HE BROKE
UP OUR HUG
WITH A
SIX-FOOT-FIVE-INCH
SHOVE
AND I FOUND MYSELF
SLAMMED UP
AGAINST THE WALL
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
TO KICK MY ASS
I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO HAVE
A LITTLE FUN
FOR ALL THE ONES
WHO CAN'T
AND JUST BECAUSE
I KISS
THE PRETTIEST GIRLS
AND I DRIVE
MY TRUCK TOO FAST
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
TO KICK MY ASS
WELL I'VE NEVER
BEEN THE TYPE
TO WALK UP AND
PICK A FIGHT
I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN THE KIND
TO GET ALONG
I THROW PARTIES
ALL THE TIME
AND THEY'RE ALWAYS
ON MY DIME
WE DRINK
AND DANCE
AND SMOKE
UNTIL
THE DAWN
WELL MY STYLE
OF STRESS RELIEF
SOMETIMES
DISTURBS
THE PEACE
THE POLICE SHOW UP
CUT DONUTS
IN MY YARD
AND WHILE THE
ZEPPELIN'S PLAYIN' LOUD
THEY RUN OFF
MY PARTY CROWD
THEY CUFF MY WRISTS
AND THROW ME DOWN
SO HARD
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
TO KICK MY ASS
I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN
FOR ALL THE ONES
WHO CAN'T
AND JUST BECAUSE
I KISS
THE PRETTIEST GIRLS
AND I DRIVE
MY TRUCK TOO FAST
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
TO KICK MY ASS
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
JUST BECAUSE
I KISS
THE PRETTIEST GIRLS
AND I DRIVE
MY TRUCK TOO FAST
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
IT SEEMS LIKE
EVERYBODY WANTS
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
TO KICK MY ASS