WELL I THOUGHT
ABOUT THE ARMY
DAD SAID SON
YOU MUST BE HIGH
THEN I THOUGHT YEAH
THERE'S A FIRST
FOR EVERYTHING
SO I TOOK
MY OLD MAN'S ADVICE
THREE SAD SEMESTERS
IT WAS ONLY
FIFTEEN GRAND
SPENT IN BED
I THOUGHT ABOUT
THE ARMY
I DROPPED OUT
AND JOINED
A BAND INSTEAD
GREW A MUSTACHE
AND A MULLET
GOT A JOB
AT CHICK-FIL-A
CITING
ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES
THE BAND BROKE UP
IN MAY
AND IN JUNE
RE-FORMED WITHOUT ME
AND THEY GOT
A DIFFERENT NAME
I NUKED ANOTHER
GRANDMA'S
APPLE PIE AND
HUNG MY HEAD
IN SHAME NO
BEEN THINKIN'
A LOT TODAY
BEEN THINKIN'
A LOT TODAY
OH OH THINK I'LL
WRITE A SCREENPLAY
OH OH THINK I'LL
TAKE IT TO L.A.
OH OH THINK I'LL
GET IT DONE
YESTERDAY
IN THIS TIME
OF INTROSPECTION
ON THE EVE
OF MY ELECTION
I SAY TO MY REFLECTION
GOD PLEASE SPARE ME
MORE REJECTION
'CAUSE MY PEERS
THEY CRITICIZE ME
AND MY EX-WIVES
ALL DESPISE ME
TRY TO PUT IT
ALL BEHIND ME
BUT MY REDNECK PAST
IS NIPPING AT MY HEELS
THINKIN' A LOT TODAY
BEEN THINKIN'
A LOT TODAY
BEEN THINKIN'
A LOT TODAY
I THOUGHT ABOUT
THE ARMY