HE HAD A BAD OLD MAN
WHO BEAT HIM
TOOK A HAMMER TO
HIS KNEES JUST
TO PLEASE HIM
NOW HE'S THIRTY-FIVE
AND HALF ALIVE
HE'S AN OPEN MOUTH
IN A BEEHIVE
HE'S GONNA SMILE
AND BE HAPPY
MAKE EVERYONE
KNOW THAT HE'S HAPPY
PUT HIS SMILING FACE
ON A BILLBOARD
KISS HIM FROM YOUR
CAR HE'S HAPPY
HE'S NOT HAPPY
6 BAR BREAK
WITH HIS SWOLLEN LIPS
AROUND HIS EARLY TEENS
IN HIS DRESS HE CAN'T
BELIEVE IT'S IN
HIS GENES
SOME DAYS
HE'S HALF MAN
AND THEN
HE'S HALF GOD
BUT ON HIS BLUE
DAYS HE WOULDN'T
TOUCH HIS GREENS
HE'S GONNA
MAKE YOU SMILE
AND BE HAPPY
MAKE EVERYONE
KNOW THAT HE'S HAPPY
PUT HIS SMILING FACE
ON THE TV
KISS HIM FROM
YOUR CHAIR MAKE
HIM HAPPY
HE DROWNED
HIS STEPSON
IN THE DUCKPOND
LET THE WIFEBEATER
OUT TO MAKE A
POP SONG
HE PUT RAZOR BLADES
IN THE ICE CREAM
SHOT A PAEDOPHILE
IN A WET DREAM
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HE'S GOT A YOUNG MAN
WHO FEEDS HIM
WHISPERS SWEET
NOTHINGS JUST
TO PLEASE HIM
HE MAKES HIM COOL
FOR THE TV
MAKES HALF THE MAN
HE IS A CELEBRITY
WITH HIS SWOLLEN LIPS
AROUND HIS
EARLY TEENS
IN HIS DRESS HE CAN'T
BELIEVE IT'S IN
HIS GENES
HE'S HALF A MAN
AND HALF A GOD
ONE HALF BITCH
ONE HALF DOG
HE DROWNED
HIS STEPSON
IN THE DUCKPOND
LET THE WIFEBEATER
OUT TO MAKE A
POP SONG
HE PUT RAZOR BLADES
IN THE ICE CREAM
MADE NOBODY FAMOUS
ON THE BIG SCREEN
PUT THE WHOLE
WIDE WORLD
ON REMOTE CONTROL
HE PUT A FIVE TIMES
RAPIST ON HIS TV SHOW
ON EVERY SINGLE
CHANNEL IN
EVERY SINGLE HOME
YOU CAN EVEN HEAR
HIS VOICE
ON THE TELEPHONE
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