The internet is
really really great
For porn
I got a fast connection
So I don't have to wait
For porn
There's always some new site
For porn
I browse all day and night
For porn
It's like I'm surfing
at the speed of light
For porn
Trekkie
The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn
Why you think the net was born
Porn porn porn
Trekkie
Oh hello Kate Monster
You are ruining my song
Oh me sorry me no mean to
Well if you wouldn't mind
please being quiet for a minute
so I can finish
Okey-dokey
Good
I'm glad we have this
new technology
For porn oop
Which gives us
untold opportunity
For porn oops sorry
Right from your own desktop
For porn
You can research
browse and shop
Until you've had enough
and you're ready to stop
For porn
Trekkie
The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn
Me up all night honkin' me
horn to porn porn porn
That's gross
You're a pervert
Ah sticks and stones
Kate Monster
No really you're a pervert
Normal people don't
sit at home and
look at porn on the internet
Oh
What
You have no idea
Ready normal people
Ready
Ready
Ready
Lemme hear it
The internet is for porn
Sorry Kate
The internet is for porn
I masturbate
All these guys
unzip their flies for
Porn porn porn
The internet is not for porn
Hold on a second
Wha
Now I happen to know
for a fact that you Rod
check your portfolio
and trade stocks online
That's correct
And Brian you buy things
on Amazon.com
Sure
And Gary you keep selling
your possessions on eBay
Yes I do
And Princeton
You sent me that sweet
online birthday card
True
Oh but Kate
What you think he do after hm
Yeah
The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn
Grab your ****
and double click
for porn porn porn
Porn
Porn
The internet is for
Internet is for
Internet is for porn
Yeah