I bet I'm the talk of
this town
If you don't have a ring
then he won't settle down
And I hate to admit
they're right
'cause I'm sleepin' alone
tonight
So the man is gone
what a damn cliché
And my mama says
looks like I've gained
some weight
Landlord's at the door
and says the rent
can't wait
but I'm a dollar short
and two weeks late
Yeah I feel sorry for me
well that I got a secret
that I'm gonna keep
When you're living in sin
I guess
sometimes
that's just what you get
So the man is gone
what a damn cliché
And my mama says
looks like I've gained
some weight
Landlord's at the door
and says the rent
can't wait
but I'm a dollar short
and two weeks late
So the man is gone
what a damn cliché
And my mama says
looks like I've gained
some weight
I know the Bible says
that you're supposed to wait
but I'm a dollar short
and two weeks late
Yeah I'm a dollar short
and two weeks late