Ask if we can have six in
If not we'll have to
have two
Well you're coming
up at our end aren't you
So I'll get one with you
Oh, won't he let us
have six in
Especially not with
the food
He could have just told us
no though
He didn't have to be rude
You see her with the
green dress
She talked to me
at the bar
Well how come it's
already two pound fifty
We've only gone
about a yard
Didn't you see she
were gorgeous
She were beyond belief
But this lad at the side
drinking his Smirnoff Ice
Came and paid for her
Tropical Reef
But I'm sitting
going backwards
And I didn't want to leave
I said it's High Green mate
Via Hillsborough please
Well how funny were that
sketch earlier
Up at that taxi rank
Oh no you woulda
missed it,
I think it were when you
went to the bank
These two lads, squaring
up, proper shouting
'I were next in the queue!'
The kind of thing that
would seem so silly
But not when they've
both had a few
Well calm down,
temper, temper
You shouldn't get
so annoyed
You're acting like a
silly little boy
And they wanted
to be men
And do some fighting
in the street
They said no surrender
No chance of retreat
But I'm sitting
going backwards
And I didn't want to leave
I said it's High Green mate
Via Hillsborough please
Drunken plots hatched
to jump it,
ask around are ya sure?
Went for it but the
red light was showing
And the red light indicates
doors are secure