Little girls
Little girls
Everywhere I turn
I can see them
Little girls
Little girls
Night and day I eat
sleep and breathe them
I'm an ordinary woman
with feelings
I'd like a man to nibble
on my ear
But I'll admit
No man has bit
So how come I'm the mother
of the year
Little cheeks
Little teeth
Everything around me
is little
If I wring little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal
Some women are drippin'
with diamonds
Some women are drippin'
with pearls
Lucky me
Lucky me
Look at what I'm drippin' with
little girls
How I hate little shoes
Little socks
And each little bloomer
I'd have cracked years ago
If it weren't for my sense
of humor
Some day
I'll step on their freckles
Some night
I'll straighten their curls
Send a flood
Send the flu
Anything that you can do to
little girls
Some day I'll land
in the nut house
with all the nuts
and the squirrels
There I'll stay
Tucked away
'til the prohibition of
little girls