There's an endless stream
of trash and filth
and hundreds of bugs
If you love the stench of jizz
wait 'til you smell our rugs
'Cause people barf and piss
and cum on them a ton
and when they do
I get to go and
clean it up
Hypodermic needles
left all over the place
and our rats
have grown immune
to being sprayed by Mace
So I got to take my knife
and stab them all in the face
and now they treat me
like their queen
because I'm covered
in rat blood
Magical land
hotel of my dreams
Disgustingest ugliest building
that I've ever seen
and I get to clean it up
Niffty what are you doing
Helping
Can you help differently
Okay
Hoteru wa hontou ni
tottemo suteki desu
Chaarii wa totemo yasashii
joushi desu
Kanojo wa seikou suru to
shinjiteimasu
Tottemo daisuki desu
itsumo
Hanzaisha wa trash
Soshite karera wa
assholes
Demo watashi wa mada
yume wo shinjiteimasu
Watashi wa clean it up
Yes
And that's why
the hotel is good
Right
Yay