Hello Muddah
Hello Fadduh
Here I am at
Camp Grenada
Camp is very
entertaining
and they say
we'll have some fun
if it stops raining
I went hiking
with Joe Spivy
he developed
poison ivy
You remember
Leonard Skinner
he got tomaine
poisoning last night
after dinner
All the counsellors
hate the waiters
and the lake has
alligators
And the head coach
wants no sissies
so he reads to us
from something
called Ulysses
Now I don't want
this should scare ya
but my bunkmate
has malaria
You remember
Jeffrey Hardy
they're about to organize
a searching party
Take me home
oh muddah fadduh
Take me home
I hate Grenada
don't leave me
out in the forest
where I might
get eaten by a bear
Take me home
I promise I will not
make noise
or mess the house
with other boys
Oh please don't
make me stay
I've been here
one whole day
Dearest fadduh
Darling muddah
How's my precious
little bruddah?
Let me come home
if ya miss me
I will even let
Aunt Bertha
hug and kiss me
Wait a minute
it stopped hailing
Guys are swimming
Guys are sailing
Playing baseball
gee that's better
Muddah, Fadduh
kindly disregard
this letter