MY WIFE HAS
A CHARGE CARD
THAT I GOT HER
THE OTHER DAY
I OWE
FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS
THAT'S JUST FOR
YESTERDAY
I SAID HONEY
HERE'S A PRESENT
GO OUT
AND SHOP AROUND
GET A COUPLE
OF DRESSES
AND BROWSE AROUND
DOWNTOWN
SHE DID
JUST WHAT I TOLD HER
BOUGHT ONE
TWO OR THREE
THEN CAME HOME
LOOKIN' SILLY
MAKIN' GOO-GOO EYES
AT ME
MASTERCHARGE
MASTERCHARGE
A-BANKAMERICARD
MASTERCHARGE
MASTERCHARGE
A-BANKAMERICARD
MASTERCHARGE
MASTERCHARGE
A-BANKAMERICARD
I SAID
DID YOU GET
YOUR DRESSES
SHE SAID YES
ONE OR TWO
BUT I HAD TO GET ME
SOME SHOES
AND I NEEDED SOME
JEWELRY TOO
SHE HAD
TWO HUNDRED-DOLLAR
DRESSES
THAT I COULD'VE MADE
AND I CAN'T SEW
FIFTY-DOLLAR
PAIR OF SHOES
AND I THOUGHT
YOU OLD SO-AND-SO
SAID WHAT ABOUT
THE JEWELRY
AS CALMLY AS I COULD
SHE SAID HONEY
YOU'LL LOVE THEM
THEY'RE PURE
AFRICAN WOOD
MASTERCHARGE
MM MASTERCHARGE
A-BANKAMERICARD
MASTERCHARGE
OH MASTERCHARGE
HEH HEH
A-BANKAMERICARD
MASTERCHARGE
JUST GO MASTERCHARGE
ALL NEW THINGS
A-BANKAMERICARD
LET'S CHARGE IT
LET'S CHARGE IT
THEY WERE
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS
AND I PAID
ONE AND A HALF
I JUST DIDN'T BELIEVE IT
GOT SO MAD
I JUST HAD TO LAUGH
I COULD SEE IN MY MIND
ON A HORSE LIKE
PAUL REVERE
I HATE TO CHECK
MY MAILBOX
'CAUSE THESE BILLS
KEEP COMIN' HERE
MASTERCHARGE
MASTERCHARGE
A-BANKAMERICARD
MASTERCHARGE
MASTERCHARGE
A-BANKAMERICARD
MASTERCHARGE
MASTERCHARGE
A-BANKAMERICARD
YOU RUN UP ALL MY BILLS
CHARGE IT
EVERY TIME
I LOOK AROUND
IT'S CHARGE CHARGE
LET'S CHARGE IT
ALL SHE CAN SAY
A-LET'S CHARGE IT
WITH MASTERCHARGE
OH I HAVE
A MASTERCHARGE
OH I HAVE
A BANKAMERICARD TOO
MASTERCHARGE
OH WOULD YOU MIND
CHARGIN' IT PLEASE
NOW LOOK
YOU'RE GETTIN'
TOO MUCH ON IT NOW
BE TOO MUCH
CHARGIN' NOW
LET'S CHARGE IT