I am the biggest hypocrite
I've been undeniably jealous
I have been loud and pretentious
I have been utterly threatened
I've gotten candy for my self-interest
The sexy treadmill capitalist
Heaven forbid I be criticized
Heaven forbid I be ignored
I have abused my
power
forgive me
You mean we actually are all
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
I've been out of reach and separatist
Heaven forbid average
whatever average means
I have compensated for my
days of powerlessness
I have abused my so-called power
oh forgive me
You mean we actually are all
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
Did you just call her amazing
Surely we both can't be amazing
and give up my hard-earned status
as fabulous freak of nature
I have abused my power
forgive me
You mean we actually are all
one
one
one
one
one
one
It sounded
good
on paper
It always sounded good
in theory
It always looked good
on paper
It always sounded good
in theory