WELL ALI BABA HAD
THEM FORTY THIEVES
SHEHERAZAD-IE HAD
A THOUSAND TALES
BUT MASTER
YOU IN LUCK
'CAUSE UP YOUR
SLEEVES
YOU GOT A BRAND OF
MAGIC NEVER FAILS
YOU GOT SOME POWER
IN YOUR CORNER NOW
SOME HEAVY AMMUNITION
IN YOUR CAMP
YOU GOT SOME
PUNCH PIZZAZZ
YAHOO AND HOW
SEE ALL YOU GOTTA
DO IS RUB THAT LAMP
AND I'LL SAY
MISTER ALADDIN SIR
WHAT WILL YOUR
PLEASURE BE
LET ME TAKE YOUR
ORDER JOT IT DOWN
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD
A FRIEND LIKE ME
HO HO HO
LIFE IS YOUR RESTAURANT
AND I'M YOUR MAITRE'D
C'MON WHISPER WHAT
IT IS YOU WANT
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD
A FRIEND LIKE ME
YES SIR WE PRIDE
OURSELVES ON SERVICE
YOU'RE THE BOSS
THE KING THE SHAH
SAY WHAT YOU WISH
IT'S YOURS TRUE DISH
HOW BOUT A LITTLE
MORE BAKLAVA
HAVE SOME OF COLUMN A
TRY ALL OF COLUMN B
I'M IN THE MOOD TO
HELP YOU DUDE
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD
A FRIEND LIKE ME
WAH WAH WAH OH MY
WAH WAH WAH NO NO
WAH WAH WAH NA NA NA
BA BA BA DOO BA
CAN YOUR FRIENDS DO THIS
DO YOUR FRIENDS DO THAT
DO YOUR FRIENDS PULL THIS
OUT THEIR LITTLE HAT
CAN YOUR FRIENDS
GO POOF
WELL LOOKY HERE
HA HA
CAN YOUR FRIENDS
GO ABRACADABRA
LET 'ER RIP
AND THEN MAKE THE
SUCKER DISAPPEAR
SO DON'T YA SIT THERE
SLACK JAWED BUGGY EYED
I'M HERE TO ANSWER ALL
YOUR MIDDAY PRAYERS
YOU GOT ME BONA
FIDE CERTIFIED
YOU GOT A GENIE FOR YOUR
CHARGE D'AFFAIRES
I GOT A POWERFUL
URGE TO HELP YOU OUT
SO WHATCHA WISH
I REALLY WANNA KNOW
YOU GOT A LIST THAT'S
THREE MILES LONG
NO DOUBT WELL ALL
YOU GOTTA DO
IS RUB LIKE SO AND OH
MISTER ALADDIN SIR
HAVE A WISH OR
TWO OR THREE
I'M ON THE JOB
YOU BIG NABOB
YOU AIN'T NEVER
HAD A FRIEND
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
YOU AIN'T NEVER
HAD A FRIEND
NEVER HAD A FRIEND
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD
A FRIEND LIKE ME
YEAH HA HA WAH HA HA
YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD
A FRIEND LIKE ME HA