WHOO
GOOD MORNING LADIES
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
FIRST WE'RE GONNA
START OFF LIKE THIS HELP
ME SING IT HOMEBOY
COME ON
SAID
COLT FORTY-FIVE
AND TWO ZIG ZAGS
BABY THAT'S ALL
WE NEED
WE CAN GO
TO THE PARK
AFTER DARK
SMOKE THAT **********
AS THE *********
BURNS WE CAN
TAKE OUR TURNS
SINGING THEM
DIRTY RAP SONGS
STOP AND HIT THE
**** LIKE CHEECH
AND CHONG
SELL TAPES FROM
HERE TO HONG KONG
SO ROLL ROLL
ROLL MY *****
PICK OUT THE SEEDS
AND STEMS
FEELIN' HIGH AS HELL
FLYIN' THROUGH
PALMDALE
SKATIN' ON
DAYTON RIMS
SO ROLL ROLL
THE EIGHTY-THREE
CADILLAC
COUP DE VILLE
IF MY TAPES AND MY
CD'S JUST DON'T SELL
I BET MY CADDY WILL
WELL IT WAS JUST
SUNDOWN IN A
SMALL WHITE TOWN
THEY CALL IT EASTSIDE
PALMDALE
WHEN THE AFROMAN
WALKED THROUGH
THE WHITE LAND
HOUSES WENT
UP FOR SALE
WELL I WAS STANDIN'
ON THE CORNER
SELLIN' RAP CD'S
WHEN I MET A LITTLE
GIRL NAMED JAN
I LET HER RIDE IN MY
CADDY 'CAUSE I DIDN'T
KNOW HER DADDY
WAS THE LEADER OF
THE KLU KLUX KLAN
WE ****** ON THE BED
****** ON THE FLO'
****** SO LONG I GREW
A ****** AFRO
THEN I ******
TO THE LEFT
****** TO THE RIGHT
SHE ******
** **** 'TIL THE ****
TURNED WHITE
I THOUGHT
TO MYSELF
SHEBA SHEBA
GOT MY *** LOOKIN'
LIKE A ZEBRA
I PULLED ON MY
CLOTHES AND I WAS
ON MY WAY
UNTIL HER DADDY
PULLED UP
IN A CHEVROLET
AND SO I RAN
I JUMPED OUT THE
BACK WINDOW
BUT HER DADDY
HE WAS WAITIN'
WITH A TWO BY FOUR
OH HE BEAT ME
TO THE LEFT
HE BEAT ME
TO THE RIGHT
THE MOTHER-******
WHOOPED MY ***
ALL NIGHT
BUT I AIN'T MAD
AT HER
PREJUDICED DAD
THAT'S THE BEST
DAMN ***** I EVER HAD
I GOT A BAG OF ****
AND A
BOTTLE OF WINE
I'M A **** THAT
***** JUST ONE
MORE TIME
SAID
COLT FORTY-FIVE
AND TWO ZIG ZAGS
BABY THAT'S ALL
WE NEED
WE CAN GO
TO THE PARK
AFTER DARK
SMOKE THAT **********
AS THE *********
BURNS WE CAN
TAKE OUR TURNS
SINGING THEM DIRTY
RAP SONGS
STOP AND HIT THE
**** LIKE CHEECH
AND CHONG
SELL TAPES FROM
HERE TO HONG KONG
SO ROLL ROLL
ROLL MY *****
PICK OUT THE SEEDS
AND STEMS
FEELIN' HIGH AS HELL
FLYIN' THROUGH
PALMDALE
SKATIN' ON
DAYTON RIMS
SO ROLL ROLL
THE EIGHTY-THREE
CADILLAC
COUP DE VILLE
IF MY TAPES AND MY
CDS JUST DON'T SELL
I BET MY CADDY WILL
I MET THIS LADY
IN HOLLYWOOD
SHE HAD GREEN HAIR
BUT DAMN SHE
LOOKED GOOD
I TOOK HER
TO MY HOUSE
'CAUSE SHE WAS FINE
BUT SHE WHIPPED
OUT A **** THAT WAS
BIGGER THAN MINE
I MET THIS LADY
FROM JAPAN
NEVER MADE LOVE
WITH AN AFRICAN
I ****** HER ONCE
I ****** HER TWICE
I ATE THAT ***** LIKE
SHRIMP FRIED RICE
DON'T BE AMAZED
AT THE STORIES
I TELL YA
I MET A WOMAN
IN THE HEART
OF AUSTRALIA
HAD A BIG BUTT AND
BIG ******* TOO
SO I HOPPED IN HER ***
LIKE A KANGAROO
SEE I MET
THIS WOMAN
FROM HAWAII
STUCK IT IN HER ***
AND SHE SAID AY
LIPS WAS BREAKFAST
***** WAS LUNCH
THEN HER *******
BUSTED OPEN WITH
HAWAIIAN PUNCH
I MET COLONEL
SANDER'S WIFE IN THE
STATE OF KENTUCKY
SHE SAID I'LL FRY
SOME CHICKEN
IF YOU JUST **** **
* **** ** *** ***** IT
WAS A CRISIS
I GAVE HER MY
SECRET BLEND
OF HERBS
AND SPICES
SAID
COLT FORTY-FIVE
AND TWO ZIG ZAGS
BABY THAT'S
ALL WE NEED
WE CAN GO
TO THE PARK
AFTER DARK
SMOKE THAT **********
AS THE *********
BURNS WE CAN
TAKE OUR TURNS
SINGING THEM DIRTY
RAP SONGS
STOP AND HIT THE
**** LIKE CHEECH
AND CHONG
SELL TAPES FROM
HERE TO HONG KONG
SO ROLL ROLL
ROLL MY *****
PICK OUT THE SEEDS
AND STEMS
FEELIN' HIGH AS HELL
FLYIN' THROUGH
PALMDALE
SKATIN' ON
DAYTON RIMS